Long John

Produced a 9-incher just a minute ago. Didn't even know my rectum was that long.
I have the best ones when I don't have my camera with me. *sigh*

Brrrrrappuccino

Apparently I "suck at holding farts in".
It's become quite a habit for me to hold shits in until the last possible moment. I don't know why I continue to do it knowing there's a chance I could have an accident in my pants. Today was no different. I felt it coming but I kept working away until I felt a kick in my rectum. I finally decided to go when the urge to cut the cheese came. At this point, I'm trying my best to hold them in but when I got up to walk to the restrooms, I let one escape by accident. I had no control! It happened right when I walked by the receptionist and as I was heading out the door. I was this --> <-- close to being in the clear. The receptionist was having a chat with another girl but my toot was still audible. Well I heard it. I'm sure if I heard it, they heard it too.
Brrrap!

Bloody Mess

I took a nice dump yesterday but I didn't take a picture because it was just too disgusting for viewing. It was just a bloody mess from me being on my period and whatnot so I'll spare you the image and just let you know that it's not very nice to look at. The girls who read this blog understand. Right, Michelle?

Crap on the Cob

I produced a unique-looking turd today. Apologies for the lack of photographic evidence.
'Twas likely due to it gathering in my system for the last two days that made it look the way it did. I hadn't really eaten anything unusual or different from my regular diet so that must be it. Anyway, as it was shimmying out of my rectum, it felt a little peculiar almost like shitting out pellets but to my surprise, it all came out in one piece. I chuckled a little upon turning around to take a closer inspection. The front end (the end that came out first) had a similar appearance to that of corn on the cob - small protrusions of poop jutting out, though in a random pattern - whilst the rest of it just looked like a regular log. A wave of regret swept over me momentarily as I wished I had taken my camera with me to the bathroom. Oh well.

Satisfied.

Today was a good day.

Look how cozy they are, nestled in the nook of the bowl. It brings joy and warmth to my heart to see them like that.

Birthday BM

Sorry I've been lacking in posts this week. Celebrated my 24th birthday over the weekend but that's no excuse. So here's a picture of my poop the day after the celebration.
As you can tell, my cake was full of cream hence the irregularity in my caca.

Picture Perfect Poo

I produced a sweet one today at work. It was nice, long and juicy but too bad I didn't have my camera with me. I would have loved to show it off. Next time!