I decided to skip coffee this morning and have a Red Bull instead. When the moment came, I crouched over the toilet seat and all I did was let out a fart and my shit came out. It sounded like this:
"PFFFBT."
. . .
"Plop."
Fuckin' gross.
Thursday, September 27, 2007
Easy come, easy go. Or is it?
Dude, Red Bulls (basically all energy drinks) do not agree with my stomach. And more importantly, my bowels.
I decided to skip coffee this morning and have a Red Bull instead. When the moment came, I crouched over the toilet seat and all I did was let out a fart and my shit came out. It sounded like this:
"PFFFBT."
. . .
"Plop."
Fuckin' gross.
I decided to skip coffee this morning and have a Red Bull instead. When the moment came, I crouched over the toilet seat and all I did was let out a fart and my shit came out. It sounded like this:
"PFFFBT."
. . .
"Plop."
Fuckin' gross.
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2 comments:
i love the ones that come out really quickly
yeah, me too but not soft like this. soft ones make me feel so dirty afterward.
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