Sadly, I have no pictures for the premier post so words will have to suffice. I remembered to bring my cell phone to the restroom for my morning plop at the office but I was too embarrassed to snap a shot of it as there were 3 other squatters in there with me. If I had my camera it would have been a different story but because my cell phone makes that shutter sound when I take pictures, I chickened out. Perhaps I can try to describe what came out of me instead.
It wasn't very consistent this time, half of it retained its shape and the other half broke into pieces when it hit the bowl. The colour was dark and it had a distinct odour this time. A little stronger than usual but nonetheless unpleasant to the nose.
Blame it on the Caramel Corretto from Second Cup.
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Why?!??
I started this blog because my very good friend, Darren, got sick of listening to me go on about my dumps so now he has the option of visiting this site whenever he feels the need to be repulsed by a very normal human routine. Yeah I know, that guy is totally weird.
Poo Pals
Check this shit out
The Diarrhea Song
When you need to let one rip,
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
1 comment:
You can do that thing, you know that thing where people cough to cover up a sound? AH..AHEM! (click)
Inconsistent poo is confusing.
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