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Why?!??
I started this blog because my very good friend, Darren, got sick of listening to me go on about my dumps so now he has the option of visiting this site whenever he feels the need to be repulsed by a very normal human routine. Yeah I know, that guy is totally weird.
Poo Pals
Check this shit out
The Diarrhea Song
When you need to let one rip,
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
-------------------------------
When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
2 comments:
JOCELYN I just had the most ridiculous poo, I honestly couldn't believe it. Ok first there was like a semi-solid piece that was, you know, pretty gross already since it wasn't totally solid, but not crazy.
THEN beside it, twice as big, was this seriously CRAZY ass poo...it looked like a very big pile of sludgy melted shit sundae and it was FLOATING on top of the water. It was fat and round; it didn't have the longish form of normal poo. It was really the most heinous thing to ever come out of my ass.
sokay!
i had an extremely soft poo, dark and it came out like a thin rope
then i had diarrhea after.
the changes in consistency can be interesting
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