I have to poo.
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Why?!??
I started this blog because my very good friend, Darren, got sick of listening to me go on about my dumps so now he has the option of visiting this site whenever he feels the need to be repulsed by a very normal human routine. Yeah I know, that guy is totally weird.
Poo Pals
Check this shit out
The Diarrhea Song
When you need to let one rip,
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
-------------------------------
When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
5 comments:
cos i was fed up doing this payroll thing for her work and didn't want to do it anymore, except she said it wasn't an option and if i didn't do it i wasn't her daughter. i kind of blew up after she said that.
o rry?
lol
you didn't follow-up post.
how was it?
HELLO-L! XD
Thanks for the input! I wish we could reply to each other's comments directly, but oh well.
I think it wouldv'e worked if I hemmed it a bit but who has time for that.
I also like this but it's a bit Betty Flintstone: dress
also this is ok too
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