I have really eggy farts today. I think I let one out by accident on the subway. There were a lot of people too. The more, the better so no one can point fingers.
I started this blog because my very good friend, Darren, got sick of listening to me go on about my dumps so now he has the option of visiting this site whenever he feels the need to be repulsed by a very normal human routine. Yeah I know, that guy is totally weird.
When you need to let one rip, and you feel a warm, wet drip: Diarrhea, diarrhea. ------------------------------- When you feel your tummy bubble, and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...' Diarrhea, diarrhea. ------------------------------- When you're bulging in the pants, and you do the poo poo dance: Diarrhea, diarrhea. ------------------------------- When you have an itchy anus, and your farts come out all heinous: Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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