For your reference and ease of understanding, I have put up a Stool Chart (right) with different types of stool which I will allude to when describing my BMs.
Thanks for the chart, Darren!
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Why?!??
I started this blog because my very good friend, Darren, got sick of listening to me go on about my dumps so now he has the option of visiting this site whenever he feels the need to be repulsed by a very normal human routine. Yeah I know, that guy is totally weird.
Poo Pals
Check this shit out
The Diarrhea Song
When you need to let one rip,
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
5 comments:
i'm blind, i wish i could see it more clearly :(
never mind, i tried harder and i can read it now
i had type 6 just now! and a little splashed onto the rim of the seat
sorry, i wanted to make the chart bigger as i'm having trouble reading it as well but that's the only way i can get it posted on the side.
type 6? *high five*
Yeah I've been doin a lot of six too!
But it's like a nice, more solid type six.
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