Poo Poo Pants

I almost shit my pants the other day.
Let's just say I was pretty inebriated.

Peek-a-poo! I see you!

I went to take a piss today and this sneaky turd slipped out.

Scent of a Woman

The result of today's creation stemmed from a day of sampling various wines, beers, liquors and liqueurs and tasting some of the finest cuisines Toronto has to offer. Oh and a Hungry Man dinner. Man, those are delicious.

Hey look, it's a got a cute little tail.

You sunk my battleshits!

Guh. I just took a really bad shit. And there was so much of it too. The first log came out looking normal but then I lost control of my bowels and the rest just oozed out. Kinda like '2 girls 1 cup' but a darker shade. Haha, ew. I hope it wasn't because of the manicotti I had for dinner last night because I have it for lunch today as well.
My anus hurts.

Quickie

After a three-day drought, it finally came. This one was a beaut. In one *schloop* it came easily and then left this world gracefully. And the duration of the whole trip was only 2 minutes. I rule.

My anus! My anus is bleeding!

My bunghole was a little bloody when I went to wipe today. It was like the turd didn't want to come out and was grasping on to my rectal walls while I forced it out. I win again, poo.

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!

Almost dropped my phone in the toilet but I took a picture just before the auto-flush kicked in.
It was pretty soft and buttery. I got a little bit of it on my hand when I went to wipe. :(