Foxy

Q: What kind of poo do foxy mamas make?

 

A: Foxy brown.

 

- Michelle (aka Foxy Grandma)

I have come to the conclusion that Korean food isn't as pleasant when it comes out of your asshole the next day.

Girthiest Log Ever

It feels like I just got raped in the ass.

My pooper's even bleeding.

Hershey Kiss

The caboose of a somewhat loose log-omotive held onto my bum a little longer than the main turd. It finally fell and hit the sort of level part of the toilet bowl, standing and pointing upwards, looking very much like a Hershey Kiss. Its peak poked above the surface of the water, and I braced myself for the horrid stench that was sure to follow, as unsubmerged fecal matter with sludgy consistency is really bad nasal news 97% of the time. But luckily, today the poo was merciful.