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Subject reports that stool felt somewhat loose, but evacuation was otherwise not atypical.
Visual inspection revealed that stool was shaped like a pair of turdy brown pants; it appeared to consist of two cylindrical sections, or 'legs', that met at one end, the 'waist'.
Stool was positioned with 'legs' pointing toward subject, 'waist' pointing away.
Stool's form and position suggests that there were two points of exit, and that the two 'legs' converged post-expulsion.
Subject denies having secondary butthole adjacent to primary butthole.
Further investigation warranted.
End repoort.
