Stool Chart

For your reference and ease of understanding, I have put up a Stool Chart (right) with different types of stool which I will allude to when describing my BMs.

Thanks for the chart, Darren!

I Have No Shame

Public urination is becoming quite common for me...

It Burns

I think the Fireball coupled with the Quarter Pounder from last night was the cause of the burning sensation I felt from the dirty, dirty poop I just had. I guess that's why they call it Fireball.

Work is the Curse of the Drinking Class

Note to self: Refrain from going out drinking when you have work the next morning.
I had about a pitcher (maybe more) to myself last night - that's not a lot of beer but I'm a small Asian girl. I wasn't too intoxicated but I should have stopped drinking sooner. The consequence? Beer flatulence. Symptoms include an uncontrollable urge to pass gas, humorous audibleness, noxious fumes, and an itchy bum. I tried to sleep it off on the train but I had to keep shifting myself in order not to let one go. Normally, I wouldn't mind cutting the cheese in public if I really had to but sometimes, you just know which ones are going to be deadly.

I'm interested to see whether or not my shits are going to be as bad.


Edit: Just took a dump and it was stinkier than usual but the consistency was okay and not leaky.

Stinky Side-Up

I have really eggy farts today. I think I let one out by accident on the subway. There were a lot of people too. The more, the better so no one can point fingers.

Nuggets

I'm happy to report that I produced two nuggets today that were of healthy colour and weight. Regrettably, I forgot to bring my camera in with me so there is no photographic evidence of my triumphant poo.

How To Avoid Your Fart