Poo Log

This was given to me as a gift on the weekend. I haven't used it yet because I keep forgetting to pull it out after I take a shit.

Someone is trying to suffocate me.

OMG. Someone took a giant crap and I was unlucky enough to go into that stall afterwards. It smelled SO BAD. It's been 10 minutes since I've been out of the washroom and I can still smell it. The poo vapour particles are clinging on to my nose hairs and they're refusing to leave until they've succeeded to gag me. I feel it in my throat now. Oh god. OH GAWD.

Battleshits #2

I just had a fart war with someone else in the washroom. I succeeded to "clinch" a victory with my resounding poots.

Don't step up to me unless you can bring it.

Girl's Not Grey

I'm wearing my long, light grey coloured cardigan today. I took a poo earlier and I keep thinking I smeared shit on the back of it. I keep looking back to check. :/