I had some dragon fruit the other day and the 9-incher that just butt-raped me contained the seeds from said fruit which my body was unable to digest. They looked like black sesame seeds. In my poo.

Hershey Squirt

I almost suffocated L in the shower yesterday when I (accidentally!) let out a killer poot. His facial expression was unforgettable as he swiftly dashed out of the bathroom, still soapy. I felt bad but couldn't stop laughing at the same time. Oops.

In other news, I think I may have sharted a little on my bed. Unless someone sprayed chocolate ice cream on my sheets...