A few minutes ago, I pinched out a Type 4, 10-incher. It was very dense with good thickness and colour and the moisture content was juuuust about right. It wasn't stinky either. And no mess. It basically just slid out of my rectum and into the toilet bowl like a fat, lazy turd. Oh wait, it is a fat, lazy turd. Two flushes finished it off - the first flush didn't quite carry it down the hole because it was so long and the second whisked it away to doodie heaven. :)
It feels fantastic starting off my day with an A+ poop. Morning shits pretty much make or break my day.
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Why?!??
I started this blog because my very good friend, Darren, got sick of listening to me go on about my dumps so now he has the option of visiting this site whenever he feels the need to be repulsed by a very normal human routine. Yeah I know, that guy is totally weird.
Poo Pals
Check this shit out
The Diarrhea Song
When you need to let one rip,
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
1 comment:
Wow! Things I didn't know about you.. Thought I had a warped sense! love it!
~Jay~
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