Oh my god, my anus burns so much right now.
After I came back from a dirty shit, I could not concentrate on what my supervisor was instructing me to do. All I kept thinking about was how uncomfortable I felt and how I just wanted to tranquilize my asshole.
Fuck you, Starbucks.
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lol. i've had those experiences with Starbucks, usually it's a frappachino (especially bad after eating Pho...)
i wonder if it would help if you had a personal bidet in your office
One time I ate too much spicy Thai tuna. It was worse than any diarrhea I ever had. My asshole was ablaze for about two hours after I pooped
ME TOO but that stuff is tasty!
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