Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Record-Breaking

Mistaking menstrual cramps for poo pains, I can now see why it hurt as much as it did. I just took the largest shit I have ever taken in my life. It just snaked out of my cornhole with one push. It looked quite soft and delicate but still held together as it slipped into the water. My prize-winning poo resembled the big black dildo at 249 all of you have come to know and love (okay, just me).
Damn, I wish I had brought my camera with me.

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