After taking the advice of the butt doctor, I've been increasing my daily consumption of fresh fruits and vegetables. My logs have been massive lately but today I broke the record for BIGGEST DUMP OF MY LIFE. It was (no exaggeration) at least 12 inches long and just slipped out of my rectal cavity with almost no force. I felt like a champion. My eyes widened in amazement when I saw it but I cursed myself for not bringing my cell phone with me to snap a pic.
BIGGEST REGRET OF MY LIFE.
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Why?!??
I started this blog because my very good friend, Darren, got sick of listening to me go on about my dumps so now he has the option of visiting this site whenever he feels the need to be repulsed by a very normal human routine. Yeah I know, that guy is totally weird.
Poo Pals
Check this shit out
The Diarrhea Song
When you need to let one rip,
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
1 comment:
DO IT AGAIN! YOU CAN DO IT! I HAVE NOT SEEN OTHER PEOPLE'S POO IN FOREVER
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