Dr. Butt Meddler

The colonoscopy was much more painful than I expected. I cried out in distress during the procedure and the doctor had to tell me to shut up a few times. The sedative didn't kick in until near the end of it all. I threw up right after. It sucked.

This is what they found and removed from my colon:

A huge mother effin' polyp.

I'm naming this one Harry, after my gastroenterologist.

That's not the only one though.  He's got a little friend still partying inside me. I have to go back in 4 weeks to get it out. Let's hope they are benign.