I had the thought of crapping and eating my lunch simultaneously to save time but decided not to. I almost did it though. I'm glad I didn't bring my food into the bathroom with me because it got kind of messy.
I started this blog because my very good friend, Darren, got sick of listening to me go on about my dumps so now he has the option of visiting this site whenever he feels the need to be repulsed by a very normal human routine. Yeah I know, that guy is totally weird.
When you need to let one rip, and you feel a warm, wet drip: Diarrhea, diarrhea. ------------------------------- When you feel your tummy bubble, and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...' Diarrhea, diarrhea. ------------------------------- When you're bulging in the pants, and you do the poo poo dance: Diarrhea, diarrhea. ------------------------------- When you have an itchy anus, and your farts come out all heinous: Diarrhea, diarrhea.
4 comments:
GROSS. This is the line for me. Food in the bathroom.
a pretty genius time saver, but depends on if it's a messy stinky poo and if the food is convenient to handle?
It's time for another Good Idea, Bad Idea.
Good Idea: Eating at your desk while you work.
Bad Idea: Eating on the toilet while you shit.
obvi!
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