Wednesday, May 25, 2016

The Great Emancipooter


One time, I was taking a dump and reading something very important on my phone.  And upon looking at my hand-and-phone shadow on the floor, I realised something incredible: this was the exact profile silhouette of President Abraham Lincoln.  

Forget your Virgin Mary pee stains and your Jesus faces burnt in toast; this is the real deal.  The Great Emancipator, cast in shadow from my porcelain throne.

I am optimistically awaiting a reply from the Smithsonian regarding this.  Wish me luck.

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