Two words: butt juice.
Sometimes after a good shit my asshole leaves this slimy substance as a reminder of what a good time it had. Kinda gross.
I'm making a face right now.
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Why?!??
I started this blog because my very good friend, Darren, got sick of listening to me go on about my dumps so now he has the option of visiting this site whenever he feels the need to be repulsed by a very normal human routine. Yeah I know, that guy is totally weird.
Poo Pals
Check this shit out
The Diarrhea Song
When you need to let one rip,
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
5 comments:
When you sit for number 1
but peepee comes out of your bum
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
MAY THAT'S GROSS
that should be submitted to the diarrhea song blog!
also, do you ever get this like clear mucus stuff when you poo?
that's what i'm referring to, mich
BUTT SLIME
BUTT MUCUS
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