The cupcakes that Michelle and Darren made on Sunday are supposed to turn your shit into a rainbow because you can't digest the food colouring. Darren claimed he had a very blue poo but this is what I got. Disappointment. :( I didn't doodie all day Monday either so I hoped that the upcoming load would be big and bright. Sadly, all I got was this disgusting green plop. I made the picture smaller because I'm not very proud of it.Later in the evening, my stomach went crazy and I sharted twice. It's the next morning and my anus still hurts. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Edit: Check out the shape of my turd. Looks like I pulled a Zorro! (I know it's backwards. It's really hard to spell with your ass, okay.)
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my dad decided to randomly check out the antisocial plague after two years and came across this in the links section. the way he said "she took some horrible pictures for her site" made it sound like you ran a snuff porn site.
and in case he's reading this, hi dad!
Things like this make me glad that my parents have no idea how to find their way around the net
I T.A.S. at work today... It was so weird I didn't want anyone to go in the back and smell it or anything... The fan in there isn't very strong.
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