I just went to take a piss and upon crouching down, a long fart escaped. Of course I chuckled, which lead me to recall the hilarious incident that happened on Saturday when Owen decided to let one rip while we were riding our bikes in the dark. That made me chuckle even more. Highlight of the Nuit.
(As I typed this I laughed out loud and choked a little bit and then tried to hide it with a cough. I'm smooth.)
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Why?!??
I started this blog because my very good friend, Darren, got sick of listening to me go on about my dumps so now he has the option of visiting this site whenever he feels the need to be repulsed by a very normal human routine. Yeah I know, that guy is totally weird.
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The Diarrhea Song
When you need to let one rip,
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
1 comment:
I farted on a man while his pants were kind of down.
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