I just went to take a piss and let out the loudest tuba fart.
I wonder what the other people in the washroom thought about it.
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Why?!??
I started this blog because my very good friend, Darren, got sick of listening to me go on about my dumps so now he has the option of visiting this site whenever he feels the need to be repulsed by a very normal human routine. Yeah I know, that guy is totally weird.
Poo Pals
Check this shit out
The Diarrhea Song
When you need to let one rip,
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
4 comments:
they thought someone was tuba practicing in the loo! good acoustics, duh!
Do you think they could taste it? And tell you what you had to eat in the last 24 hours?
Dude I dropped a dookie the other day AND IT STOOD ON END. I went to get a camera but when I came back, it had started to lean on the side of the bowl and was no longer amazing. It was great though, for a moment. Looked like an upright sarcophagus. Please take my word for it. I would not deceive when it comes to matters of the fecal variety.
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