I've been having the most ginormous turds lately because I've been on a little-to-no meat diet (thanks to the vegetarians I'm surrounded by). I let a huge one go just now and when I went to wipe, I thought, 'Yay, I got my period finally' but it turns out that the blood was from my anus. That giant log MADE ME BLEED MY OWN BLOOD.
Anyway, I went to flush and the thing didn't even go down the first time. It just broke in half and got stuck. Pressed the button a second time and it barely made it through. Cowadunga, dude!
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Why?!??
I started this blog because my very good friend, Darren, got sick of listening to me go on about my dumps so now he has the option of visiting this site whenever he feels the need to be repulsed by a very normal human routine. Yeah I know, that guy is totally weird.
Poo Pals
Check this shit out
The Diarrhea Song
When you need to let one rip,
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
and you feel a warm, wet drip:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you feel your tummy bubble,
and your ass says 'Here comes trouble...'
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you're bulging in the pants,
and you do the poo poo dance:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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When you have an itchy anus,
and your farts come out all heinous:
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
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Michelle Lai likes this
COWADUNGA! This is genius
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