Call 911 'cuz you dun got burned!

Oh my god, my anus burns so much right now.
After I came back from a dirty shit, I could not concentrate on what my supervisor was instructing me to do. All I kept thinking about was how uncomfortable I felt and how I just wanted to tranquilize my asshole.
Fuck you, Starbucks.

Butt Blab

After trying to hold in all my poots this morning, I finally went to the washroom to let it out. A couple of ladies were just finishing up in there but decided to chat it up while washing their hands. (At this point, I'm already in the stall so they have no idea it's me in there. At least I hope.) Anyway, they're talking away and I'm urinating and then there's a slight pause in their conversation at which, of course, my ass decides to say something as well. They continued on like they never heard my butt blab but I know they did. I was at the closest stall and you know how well sounds bounce off those porcelain bowls. Meanwhile, I'm giggling silently like an idiot with my pants down. I couldn't help it. Farts are funny!

After Party Poo

Good times were had last night. Great party = great poo.








The second picture shows what happened after the initial flush. It got stuck'd. I thought had I clogged the toilet but no. My turd is just too mighty for this weakass toilet.

Guest Logger #1

Dear Jocelyn

I just had a poo after not pooing all day. It was a very long poo and looks somewhat like a penis, which explains why I felt so violated after having this poo. I think it is pretty big and impressive. I have one picture from far away to show the scale as compared to the toilet bowl, and one closer so you can see the penile quality of it.

Owen

Kegel Party

The morning after the keg party I shat twice and both times were unpleasant. I used up a lot of toilet paper as well. I don't think I had it that bad though. Sergio used the washroom in the afternoon and when I went to use it a couple of hours later, it still smelled.

Poonut Butter

What the heck, I only had two beers last night and it still felt like I was shitting out peanut butter.
There's going to be a keg tonight too...oh the dilemma!

Success

I just plopped a perfect poop.