Poo Log

This was given to me as a gift on the weekend. I haven't used it yet because I keep forgetting to pull it out after I take a shit.

Someone is trying to suffocate me.

OMG. Someone took a giant crap and I was unlucky enough to go into that stall afterwards. It smelled SO BAD. It's been 10 minutes since I've been out of the washroom and I can still smell it. The poo vapour particles are clinging on to my nose hairs and they're refusing to leave until they've succeeded to gag me. I feel it in my throat now. Oh god. OH GAWD.

Battleshits #2

I just had a fart war with someone else in the washroom. I succeeded to "clinch" a victory with my resounding poots.

Don't step up to me unless you can bring it.

Girl's Not Grey

I'm wearing my long, light grey coloured cardigan today. I took a poo earlier and I keep thinking I smeared shit on the back of it. I keep looking back to check. :/

Call 911 'cuz you dun got burned!

Oh my god, my anus burns so much right now.
After I came back from a dirty shit, I could not concentrate on what my supervisor was instructing me to do. All I kept thinking about was how uncomfortable I felt and how I just wanted to tranquilize my asshole.
Fuck you, Starbucks.

Butt Blab

After trying to hold in all my poots this morning, I finally went to the washroom to let it out. A couple of ladies were just finishing up in there but decided to chat it up while washing their hands. (At this point, I'm already in the stall so they have no idea it's me in there. At least I hope.) Anyway, they're talking away and I'm urinating and then there's a slight pause in their conversation at which, of course, my ass decides to say something as well. They continued on like they never heard my butt blab but I know they did. I was at the closest stall and you know how well sounds bounce off those porcelain bowls. Meanwhile, I'm giggling silently like an idiot with my pants down. I couldn't help it. Farts are funny!

After Party Poo

Good times were had last night. Great party = great poo.








The second picture shows what happened after the initial flush. It got stuck'd. I thought had I clogged the toilet but no. My turd is just too mighty for this weakass toilet.