Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Green With Envy

My poops were greenish today because of the Wakame salad I had for dinner last night. The sushi place I passed by was having their "End of Day" sale so I picked up two for $5. I kept tooting and brrrapping all night and today I had to shit twice. It was velvety soft. So soft that when I wiped, I GOT SHIT ON MY HANDS.

...yeah.