Monday, January 14, 2008

Hard Day's Work

I've stopped drinking coffee and switched to tea. Results: less soft BM's.
I crapped this morning and the turd came out long and firm. It was light coloured, almost like mustard. I'm not really sure actually as I didn't examine it for too long. I almost had trouble flushing it. It wouldn't budge for a moment because of its length and stiffness. Only after being broken down by the high pressured water of the automatic toilet did it give in to the abyss. It broke in half after a few seconds and then it was gone forever.

I think this is the most productive thing I've done all day.

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