Crap on the Cob

I produced a unique-looking turd today. Apologies for the lack of photographic evidence.
'Twas likely due to it gathering in my system for the last two days that made it look the way it did. I hadn't really eaten anything unusual or different from my regular diet so that must be it. Anyway, as it was shimmying out of my rectum, it felt a little peculiar almost like shitting out pellets but to my surprise, it all came out in one piece. I chuckled a little upon turning around to take a closer inspection. The front end (the end that came out first) had a similar appearance to that of corn on the cob - small protrusions of poop jutting out, though in a random pattern - whilst the rest of it just looked like a regular log. A wave of regret swept over me momentarily as I wished I had taken my camera with me to the bathroom. Oh well.