Thursday, January 27, 2011

"Hello, I'm Dr. Cheeks. I'm doing my rounds, and, uh, I'm a little behind."

 
The sigmoidoscopy only lasted about 5 minutes but I was in fetal position, wincing and trying to relax my breathing (and my asshole) the whole time. I let out a "Fuck!" when he stuck his finger up there right before the procedure.

Doctor said he didn't see anything unusual.
Then why the fuck am I bleeding?

His solution was to eat more fibre to soften my stools and then call him if the bleeding continues. I may have to do a full colonoscopy. I really really really do not want anything else inserted into my butt (maybe).

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